So… two days ago I was out drinking with friends… I got really trashed.. WAY TOO TRASHED LOL Anyways I woke up the next morning and my nipple felt really weird so I got up to check it out in the mirror and OMG WTF temporary tattoos on my nipples!!!! Hahahahahaha. At first I couldnt really remember what happened so I was like OMG WHAT HAPPENED LAST NIGHT! Hahahaha So yeah I tried to scrub the damn things off yesterday and again today and they wont come off! One is a frog and the other one is a cupcake.. check ‘em out.



Unfortunately I didnt get the bright idea to take a pic of it till after I scrubbed the hell out of them but you can still see them well enough. SO guys, I really wanna hear your funniest/craziest drunken stories! Maybe I should call this blog the hang over instead lol. Love you guys! XOXO Ayden
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Ayden,
Do you have tatoos elsewhere and next time you can invite me at your sex party it seem you have fun. loll
Hi Ayden. That is really funny. I could never top that. I’m sure somebody had a good laugh doing it. Myself and alcohol do NOT mix. The last time I got pissed, quite a few years ago, I fell off my friends front step into a snowbank and ended down in the basement for the night. I must have barfed all night cause the next morning we threw out their lay carpet. I felt so bad about that. I had a hang over for two days and I swore I would never get pissed again. You might think I’m crazy but I’ve never been wasted since.
I’m still laughing about your nipples. They look so cool. It is just hilarious.
Perhaps you should consider not getting so wasted again before something really wicked happens. LOL
Dan
So who was the temporary tit~too artist?
I lick em (I mean like em)
Sounds like you had a great time.
One of the dumbest things I ever did was to be out at a club and then take my drunk dumb ass self outside for some air. Well I thought I was Air Jordan and attempted to leap frog cars parked at a red light. To my credit I got damn close to succeeding until the cops saw me.
HAHA that is actually pretty funny…. I laughed a bit at that one
Did you wreck any cars…. what did the cops do?
Only damage was my Ego… The guy in the car that i tried to jump probably thought i was runnin from a crime so he was like a deer in the headlights. hahah
Amazingly the cops just told me to get off the street and asked me if i was crazy or what… Declined to answer and went back to the bar…
I didn’t hear the end of that one for quite awhile.
Were you high too?
jk
nice boobs. you look like one of those chicks from Jersey Shore :O
I think you need your eyes checked. I dont even look like I could be a distant relative to anyone on the show. Lol
WOw that is pretty crazy but funny…. hopefully you found out who did that to you and that nobody raped you…. :/ that’s why I never drink to the point of losing control. I’m a bit of a control freak, so needless to say I don’t have any super funny drunk stories. I have good laughs and sometimes I cry but I don’t have a good story to tell.
Sorry. Although I must say that doing keg stands is the fastest way that I’ve ever gotten drunk…and it’s the only time I puked the same night of drinking…. also the only time i’ve ever vomited from drinking.
Oh wow.. Relax Mon7que I made it home in one piece unharmed. No worries.
Just acted like an idiot is all.
Glad you care.
Even it sounds extreme, but I think you are right! Things like that could end very, very badly!
And even if its just getting a tat… Maybe the next time its not just a “temporary” tattoo. This could be the end of her modeling career!
Well it does make us wonder when u didn’t put in the details of whether or not u found out what had completely happened. I do care, but I wasn’t trying to lecture you if that’s what you thought :/
Great blog! That’s the funniest thing I ever. I so want a tattoo. What should I get?
The first pic of Aydens post on your back!
Sorry Ayden, but what the motherfucking eff?! ^^ How drunk can someone be to do something that crazy? Lucky you these are just temporary tats!
To myself, I dont drink at all! I have never and never will… The most postitive thing about taht is, Ill never wake up with tats on my manboobs.
Anyway. Seems you had a lot time for sun bathing in Arizona.
By looking at the pic of you so tanned, I was wondering how you would look like with dark hair.
Any chance to see you as a brunette?
Can’t believe how some are reading between the lines and passing judgement.
Thats all i’ll say.. we all care about you
in our own way i guess.
~Peace~
Thanks. Lol. I was with my cousin at our friends house its not like I was in public being crazy.
Was just wanting share a funny story to bring a smile to someones face not raise concern.
Its okay though. It feels good to be cared about.
Btw I did find it funny… but also had a bit of concern too. I am happy that you are ok (and i knew u were otherwise u wouldn’t have been able to make this post) but I was just worried about your… integrity? is that the right word? The idea of things ppl can do to u when u are drunk freaks me out so just thinking that maybe that happened to you I got a bit worried
I never knew that you were JUST with your friends… I thought maybe u were drinking with some random ppl so therefore anything could have happened
Ayden, I’m still laughing. This is too funny. Temporary tatoo nipples. hahahaha.
Mon7que did express oue concerns well though. We do care.
Wow! now i’m in love with your nipples. it looks like you scrubbed really hard and they look sore.
yeh you know whats comming next – can i kiss em better? lolZZ
my g/kids got some of those tats 4 xmas and they wanted me to put some on too.
yup, theyre still there!
i believe baby oil will get em off or else a wax strip.
good luck ayden.
Yes Ayden, have fun waxing your nipples…
Wax? Eek! No way… My nipples dont need it and wax, well, it hurts like hell! I once thought it would be a great idea to wax my pubes after watching all those nads commercials. So yeah I bought the shit brought it home. Let me tell you, it hurt just applying the gel/wax its that hardcore and I was way too scared to pull the wax strip off that I had to get my friend Llana pull it off. Hahahahaha. Anyway yeah waxing is nightmare.
AHAHAHAHAHA you’re a pure Rebel
I’d love to eat that cupcake!
At least you didn’t wake up with a new piercing.
a story of drunken ones? Lot of years ago in a school camp, we were close to a river n some tiny hills, we spent almost all night jokin’ and drinkin’, in the morning some of my friend were really out, they felt unable to climb, the rest of us wanted to but it would be criminal to leave drunk people alone close to a river, so we took a rope, put all of them together and tied them strongly to a big tree.
A tasty looking cupcake, and a very kissable frog.

) was also for your safety, though it was a funny story to share.
I admit my first thought (after those above
I’m a big guy and a mellow fellow. I drink plenty but almost never enough to get drunk, much less wasted. No crazy stories to share.
If you want, I’ll lick your tits t’ll the ink disappear.
t’ll = until ?
if you need help removing the tat’s i will take the time and toil over the job for hours or maybe days
Your nips look strange, or do all nips look strange up close. boob job?
They just look like nipples to me. Lol. Why would I get a boob job and be a 34 A? Silly.
For some reason I think he’s a little bit too young for this blog…
Sexy baby, your tits and your nipples are sooooo sweet. I love it. I would love it to touch, to stroke, to kiss, to lick and to suck your beautiful tits. XOXO